Pissing your pants as a grown-up can be pretty embarrassing. Especially if you’re not wearing your trusty adult diaper (which I definitely do not wear… #huggies4lyf)
But seriously though, it doesn’t matter how old you are. After a few too many Coopers Sparkling’s no one’s above ‘letting go of the hose’. And honey, it turns out it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Case in point Twitter user @KallieLeigh, who yes, drizzled herself silly after a few too many brews, but no wasn’t going to let it bring her down.
Not even if her dick-bag of an ex boyfriend tried to use her indiscretion to blackmail her.
I drank too much beer like a month and a half ago and peed myself. I’m tired of my ex blackmailing me with it so now everyone knows. 🤷🏼♀️
— Kallie Berry (@KallieLeigh) May 21, 2018
And while the internet is mostly a cruel place, a quagmire of savage trolls, every now and then it turns its arthritically deformed keyboard hands to kindness.
How’s the bloody support.
One of my brother’s friends crashed in my bed years ago and I left the next morning and came back and my bed was soaked bc he was drunk and pissed himself lmao. I thought it was a kinda common thing cause I hear about it often 🤷🏼♀️
— Daisy Lear❁ (@ysiad_rael) May 21, 2018
I thought this was normal lmao
— Nick McLean (@NickMVids) May 22, 2018
One time this dude I was sort of friends with kept trying to get me to come back to his house after we were at the bars and I purposely peed in my pants so he’d leave me alone. That’s “crazy”
— Sewer THOT (@ROASTKWEEN) May 22, 2018
I knew a girl in uni who peed herself in her boyfriends bed and then convinced him it was him
— pez (@BASED_GOSH) May 23, 2018
I still think it’s a rookie move to try and blackmail someone with a pee-pants story. If you wanted to embarrass me you’d be much better off just sharing a screen shot of my browser history.