Once upon a time, a beautiful DJ met a handsome ninja. Even though they both worked nights, it didn’t take them long to start growing their little family. They had many sons, and each of these boys possessed the powers of both parents. Yes: the ninja DJ was born. This is a home video of those same boys practicing the ancient art of the vinyl shuriken. You can see that they take after their folks…

* Fresh927 does not recommend that you attempt vinyl shurikens at home. Unless you happen to have some of Paris Hilton’s mixtapes on LP. In that case, it’s probably fine.

* Fresh927 makes no comment on the racial diversity of the Ninja-Dj children. That is a matter for Mr and Mrs Ninja-DJ. There’s probably a very reasonable explanation…

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