This morning, in what can only be described as shock-horror radio, Loz dropped a particularly outrageous ‘Unpopular Opinion’ on the people of Adelaide.

She revealed, with bated breath, she “HATES LEONARDO DI CAPRIO… DOESN’T THINK HE’S A GOOD ACTOR AND HE DIDN’T DESERVE HIS OSCAR.”

It’s said the collective gasp of shocked listeners was so raspy and powerful it could be heard from all the way from Moonta.

Unsurprisingly, Thomo (who’s clearly got deep feelings for the star) wasn’t having a bar of it.

‘That’s a genuine disgrace,’ He spat through gritted teeth. ‘You come in here thinkin’ you run the place, with your swagger… eating tuna… meat pies and you drop absolute nonsense like this.’

But Loz’s zesty opinion wasn’t to be tamed.

‘He’s a wildly mediocre actor, riding a wave of teenage crushes that linger back from the 90’s’

Before too long, strange and obscure attacks on the actor’s physical appearance began.

He just makes me very uncomfortable. He’s all puffy. He’s got Chihuahua eyebrows… They look like they’re reaching for the stars.’

By now the tears were trickling down Thomo’s face.

“I’m glad Rose took up all the space on that door. I’m glad he froze to death.”

Listen below to hear the whole shemozzle unfold. Who’s side are you on – is Leo as average as Loz thinks?

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