Freshly Squeezed: Tuesday

Mickey and Minnie, Bonnie and Clyde, Homer and Marge, Lois and Clarke and now….. Erin and Jay Bangers!

The dynamic duo have been reunited once again to bring you all the laughs you need to help get yourself through those hard Tuesday mornings. Erin is the brains while Jay is the… let’s call him the ‘comedian’. You are guaranteed to hear an argument or two on-air, so pick a side now while you can, make sure you strap yourself in and enjoy the smooth morning ride to work!

TUESDAY 15th MAY

Today Erin and Jay Bangers were joined with love guru Jane Donovan, Fresh Apprentice Nick, and regular segments Whose Telling the Truth, Boo Yeah, Erin-Tainment News and of course What Grinds My Gears!?!

The entertainment world is a flutter with new photos of BRUCE WILLIS with his baby daughter MABEL RAY WILLIS, you can check them out here…
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=1009423&showcomments=true

Chatting with Jane Donovan, a listener emailed in saying…

“Dear Erin and Jay, I have been seeing this guy for weeks, he wants to have sex but I don’t really want to right now… I’m afraid he’ll break up with me. Anonymous”

Jane said this is a typical question all young girls in their late teens and early 20s always ask! She says it’s important to never have sex just to please; women always seem to feel this pressure to have sex, whereas Jay Bangers pointed out, men feel the pressure to perform!

Jane’s advice: speak the truth – if you don’t want to have sex straight away, say it! Saying something like “I’m really enjoying getting to know you, but I don’t think I’m ready to have sex just yet.” The boy will hear two things from this: the fact you said ‘yet’, indicates he still has a chance and also you mentioned enjoying the time together! Jane reckons this will seed out the boys from the men, he’ll either run off or stick around, and the earlier you have this conversation the better you’ll feel. It’s all about feeling good about you! If you have a question for Jane email Jay and Erin on erin.wimshurst@fresh927.com.au

The team also got a hold of a very special Afrojack greatest hits album release! Have a listen to it here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QycvJJ71XsY

Who’s Telling the Truth!?
Yes, it’s that time of the morning! Erin says “whenever I cook the traditional bacon and eggs for breakfast, I always cook scrambled eggs in the microwave because that’s the way my mum taught me… People find that weird!” and of course Jay Bangers said “The other night I got myself a couple steaks for me and my boy, and went home cooked them up and when we started eating we realised it was kangaroo! It was disgusting!!”

Congratulations to Greggy on guessing the right answer, its true Erin cooks scrambled eggs in the microwave!! Weirdo! No one is going to wife that girl!

Boo Yeah! What was your Boo Yeah moment this week?
Our Fresh Apprentice Nick found $60 on the streets of Noarlunga!
Erin beat another car to a car park! According to her it was a tough battle, but she won and did her victory dance in front of the other car!
Jay Bangers managed to find some money in his pants while doing the washing! AND he also ordered 2 pillows online but got 6 instead! 6 for the price of 2!
BOO YEAH!!!

What Grinds My Gears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The segment everyone loves! Time for a little venting on the airwaves! Erin is annoyed that all the listeners just assumed she couldn’t cook! But also self serve checkouts, she hates using them and misses the communication you can have with the check out people!
Our apprentice Nick hates slow walkers in the mall that get in his way and also old pies at the servo!
And poor Jay Bangers didn’t get a chance to tell us his! Erin cut him off to play a track but he manged to get in that Erin grinds his gears!

Catch you all next week!!!

TUESDAY 8th MAY

Jay kicked off the morning by complaining about always seeming to get the red light, no matter what time of day or night, every. single. time! Erin on the other hand is always guarenteed to get a car park at Uni but only if she’s running late, if she’s on time or ealy she never gets one!

Fresh Apprentice Marie joined Erin and JayBangers today and helped them out with a new segment ‘Who’s Telling the Truth?’ JayBangers kicked it off by saying that since starting his new diet, he’s developed chronic diarrhea from his new diet shakes! And then poor Erin declared she is deathly allergic to seafood! Who was telling the truth?
Well congratulations to Jarryd from Parahills who guess it right! JayBangers does have chronic diarrhea! Luckily Erin is NOT allergic to seafood! We’ll be seeing Jarryd at the Fresh Birthday Blowout!

What Grinds My Gears!?!?!
Erin, being her very unique self has admitted the thing that grinds her gears is when people dont refill the kettle after using it! Our Fresh apprentice Marie gets very anoyed with cyclists who can’t stay in the bike lane or wear high vis clothing! And JayBangers gets annoyed when he sees mothers out jogging at 5am with their babies in a pram in front of them! Weird…

The team were joined by The Love Doctor, Jane Donovan again for ‘Dr. Phil Me’. They got a listener email saying…
“Hi Jay and Erin, I went on a date over the weekend and it got a bit awkward at the end of the dinner when I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to help pay or if he was going to pay the whole bill.”
Jane gave some great advice, saying that you should always offer but don’t feel offended if the man wants to foot the whole bill and especially don’t be offended if he does accept your offer to help pay. Erin became a show off and told Jane that her boyfriend ALWAYS pays for everything! No matter what reason it is that they decide to go out, he always pays and Erin always tries to give him money and sometimes sneakily puts it in his wallet while he isn’t looking! Jane said in this scenario, maybe buying random gifts will help make up for Erin not always getting a chance to pay. If you have a question for the love doctor just email Erin and JayBangers at erin.wimshurst@fresh927.com.au

Our poor Fresh Apprentice Marie fell off her chair!

TUESDAY 1st MAY

Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month… NO RETURNS! Happy May Freshies! We had the usual Erin-tainment news, What Grinds my Gears, Are You Smarter than a Fresh Grader? And the team were also joined by the Love Doctor, Jane Donovan…

Erin and JayBangers were joined in the studio with Ryan, for the ‘Fresh Apprentice’ segment, it was Ryan’s first time on-air and at least JayBangers wasn’t too mean to him! Ryan helped out with their competition ‘Are You Smarter than a Fresh Grader?’
JayBangers took on Jen and of course he lost! Congratulations to Jen who walked away with a double pass to the Fresh Birthday Blowout.

Love Doctor Jane Donovan joined the team over the phone today discussing a listener question. Phil from Noarlunga emailed in saying…

“Hi Erin and JayBangers, I never have trouble dating girls but I always seem to stuggle scoring a 3rd date. Why?”

Well Jane wanted to remind us that if you do struggle to score those extra dates, it usually means you come on too strong and need to give the other person time to breathe! And of course, always make sure to take the pressure away from yourself, it is just a date, which simply means you’ve met someone and thought they were pretty cool and you decided you wanted to see them again.
If you have any love questions for Jane Donovan then just email Erin and JayBangers at… erin.wimshurst@fresh927.com.au

Catch you guys next week!

 TUESDAY 24th

What a BIG morning! JayBangers and Erin were joined in the studio by new Freshie Stevan, for the ‘Fresh Apprentice’ segment, Stevan also stayed around to help the team out with their competition ‘Are You Smarter than a Fresh Grader?’

JayBangers versed Kelly and of course Kelly took out the title this week! She walked away with the mystery prize, while poor JayBangers needs to touch up on his general knowledge….
Who will it be next week? Find out then.

JayBangers and Erin were also joined with special guest Jane Donovan (aka The Love Doctor), who helped out a listener question about workplace relationships. According to Jane, it is a no go zone, unless of course you can establish some boundaries so that you don’t both keep bringing the work home with you, and of course bosses, or even your bosses boss, are off limits!!

What Grinds Your Gears!?!?
This week Erin is P***ed Off with hand holders who refuse to let go of each other as they walk down the street, making it impossible to walk past them!
Stevan (our Fresh apprentice) is hating the high price of petrol! It’s making it very hard for him to cruise around town cranking the tunes!
And JayBangers is getting peeved with the TV stations that falsely advertise the times of certain programs, making him miss the endings of some of his favourite shows!