Lingerie, slack-asses and failures were the key topics for the girls this week! check it out…

Massive Fails for 2012… you helped us compile a list of this years epic fails!

1. Gangnam Style
2. James Magnussen’s gold medals
3. The Shire
4. Mitt Romney
5. Apple Maps
6. Click frenzy sale
7. Lance Armstrong FAIL! From deedles
8. Nutman…. Big fail
9. Commercial radio fail!!
10. Epic fail, Julia gillard tripping over and face planting
11. Kurt tipett
12. The futures lineup for announcing psy will be here next year huge fail.
13. 2012 Fail: It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m pretty sure when the world doesn’t end on the 21st Dec it will be this year’s most controversial fail! Sammy xxx
14. Flo Rider

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We had the listener vote from Joshy from Kensington Gardens, Candy chose Danny T and Shantal chose Calvin Harris, which took it away!!  We heard some old school Calvin Harris tracks this morning with you used to hold me and the Girls. Love.

Help us help Dan!

We were trying to convince Dan to buy his girlfriend lingerie for her birthday, but we needed some help so we asked for your support – and this is what you had to say! We gave away $100 lingerie voucher too just to say thanks! (Congrats to Robert for picking up that prize!)

• Dan! Lingerie Is the perfect gift for your girl because it will make her feel beautiful and extra special because you got it for her!! Plus girls loooooove new lingerie, can never have enough!!
• Dude get edible underware it’s win win ( wink wink) from king mini
• I love buying my gf lingerie as presents cause I benefit from them more than she does . From Magic Mike
• My gf bday is tomorrow as well and I still haven’t got her anything, but lonjerey is the perfect gift because chantelle and candy said so, nuff said. Xx
• How ironic you need to buy your girlfriend clothes to help get the off, dodgy Dylan
• It’s the perfect gift because once the girl has unwrapped it, you get to unwrap it once she puts it on. from shaggy
• It always makes a chic feel sexy! And that means some bom-chicka-waa-waa for him! Hayley
• Hi Guys , Dan should definitely buy his gf some sexy lingerie , it’s a win win she’ll feel sexy as and Dan gets the bonus of seeing here wear it, Mate ya can’t go wrong, from Stu
• Lingerie is the best present becoz coz she gets a present but secretly it’s ur present Because it makes bed time much more better
• Stuff the lingerie. Get the biggest bottle of nice smelling massage oil. Lingerie may be good but naked is better. Giving a massage is small price to pay for getting her gear off. Massage oil the gift that keeps giving. You know its true. Paul
• Because both sides are benefitting. The GF feels sexy and the BF gets lots of sex!
• It is the perfect gift if you get it right. Number 1 it is intimate she can only get it from you do its special. Number 2 If you get it right when you prove you know her and what she likes. And number 3 guys feel awkward buying it so she knows you've put in a bit of effort. Robert.
• Lingerie is the best gift because it means the guy had no excuse to nit tell his Mrs shes hot and sexy. Chantelle

Definately covering the hard hitting topics this morning (lols) as we looked at What symbolises the tradies? Is it all just iced coffee and meat pies at smoko?

• The nail bag!
• A pie and iced coffee for breakfast from the servo, a tradies best friend.
•   I’m a   plumber, shorts all winter!! Adam
•   Shredded   abs
•   My 1   litre iced coffee and my ute from the cat man
• Tradies should be symbolized by clean neat professional, sadly common consensus is hairy dirty messy
• Scruffy look, iced coffee, pie and trip to the pub after a hard days work
•   The   tan girls
•   Plumber   crack all the way
•   Boilermakers   king of all traddies.
•   Tradies   should be shredded
• A truck with a esky full of beer 4 lunch, from luke the concreter
•   Wads   of cash from cashies
• Metal trades are the boss! We are men of steel and hot boiler girls!!
• It’s all about the tan, being fit and getting up early. But shit pay when you’re an apprentice
•   That   singlet tan from ya blue wife beater. Steve
•   Wads   of cash from cashies !Dan the aircon man
• Hey sexy girls not all tradies drink iced coffee.  I’ve been a tradie for 10 years and Never have
• Nothing beats a hardworking, tough, smart and sexy boiler maker.
• Hi, hey girls, I’m a sparkle and I think safety boots are the symbol of us tradies but also that we are genuine hard working blue collar blokes and gals
•   Chicks that weld and get dirty look hot.
• Be good if people saw the actual tradies who are smart have have to use their brains not like the brickies and builders that everyone stereotypes us all
•   Real tradie knows how to keep the “client” happy
• Yep definitely iced coffee & sandwiches cos lots of tradies working on site don’t get a lunch break & of course steel cap dirty boots.
• I don’t drink iced coffee or eat pies. I’m a tradie but I eat chicken and rice and drink protein I’m shredded
• Ice coffee, pie l, ute energy drinks, being simply shredded and sock tan lines, from catfish
• Stinky explorer socks, muddy boots & bad B.O & even tho that’s how my man comes home after starting work at 5am I find him way sexy!
• If you’re a good mechanic you wouldn’t need to fix it a second time, love from the chippy
• Fresh on the site radio, iced coffee in hand and a larekin with a tan defines a tradies

5 Minute Fix

• I hate it when you’re throwing to throw a tea party and someone asks for coffee!
•   I hateeeeee wearing pants and long sleeves to work as a tradey!
• You have your own boyfriend so leave mine alone especially after a year like seriously
•   I hate it when people say bless u
• All the tradies who txtd in about being ripped. Ur all toys!!
• I agree with Candy about the sneezing. What’s worse is if they cough/sneeze and DON’T cover their mouth!!!
• Big dog hates how managers think they’re better than everyone & that their shit doesn’t stink.
• If you are walking on the footpath you get checked out because you are hot
• I hate all these people saying how brave that Ben is for proposing to his bf. Pfft I’d propose to my girl if I knew I didn’t have to follow thru. Cheap brownie point in my opinion. Robert
• How embarrassing it is when people don’t let you know when you’ve got something stuck in between your teeth and then you have to find out for yourself hours later..
• Just got my own place and a new car but then shit goes bad and I lose my license

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We had a very special guest on the show for BAK2BAK this morning, our trance queen and co-host from last year, Clare!!  Clare wanted to hear two tracks in a row of Afrojack, Candy wanted to hear Rudimental and Shantal was feelin Eric Prydz…but it was Afrojack for the win!!

And finally.. some random shout outs that made the page…

Halloween ‘shock your mama’

Candy has a Halloween party to go to as a Mexican Day of the Dead peep, but Shantal told us about a new kind of party! A shock your mama party where people do just that… Try to shock their mama. Here are some of your ideas for costumes:

• Cross dressing bride
• Pregnant teens
• Porn stars

Name the lyrics: Calvin Harris – Sweet Nothing has people stumped! The chorus is a mystery

We were talking email addresses you made at high school and may still be using!! The good old sexy_chick_69 has been making the rounds since the 90’s and still going strong! We were surprised to hear these addresses are also being used by our listeners…

• i_got_man_boobs@
• A lot of guys at my school had the “Italian  stallion” email address.
  • bloto_wato@
  • myballs_are_round….coz I play soccer
  • My cousin had tastyfrozendonutinthemicrowave@…
  • Eat_mt_everest@  made 10 years ago. Still use it haha
  • bigbadbeefmuncher@
  • My best mate still uses chick_a_trackor@  haha
  • My old hotmail was…heaven_is_a_halfpipe_69@
  • Being a bit of a jazz nerd in high school my email was interrupted_cadence3
  • 22 year old male goes under Fluffy000210@
  • Gangmemba69@
  •  I had someone drop a resume in with the email yummy_mummy199
  • Frankyfin4fingers_1@
  • hotmale@hotmail
  • My Missus Email was blondhotnspicy! LAME!!
  • eatmyshorts6 made 10 years ago and still use it today

5 Minute Fix

• I hate it how Ryan Searles always bends over in front of the blokes at work when he’s wearing a g banger. From gibo
• TGIF . Dave
• The girl who has hottie as her number plate….Who does that???!!!!!
• I fricken hate it when people take off really fast at the lights try and show off then sit bloody 10 km under the speed limit!
• When the wonderkids don’t get to work together
• Sweeney calling himself a sparky when he’s been at trade school for 6 years, it’s only meant to take 4 years dude
• Hate it when traffic lights change when there are no cars in the lanes that it’s changing for
• I’m sick of people having a cry over the little things. U should change the name of this segment to 1st world problems, they are all trivial in the grand scheme
•  I hate when I download a game to my phone then find out at the end of the month that the game I’m hooked on has been chewing all my phones internet data
• Pedestrians that push the button 60 times when waiting, pity won’t go green any bloody faster and it’s annoying! Side note: and you look stupid
• What I find funny is when u get guys driving v6s with v8 stickers on them
• When your neighbours leave their bin lids open on collection day and crows get into it a rip everything out and it ends up all in your yard somehow
• I hate when people at my gym are on steroids and they say there gains are from chicken and rice?

We also gave away a club voucher, by asking you, if you could describe yourself on an online dating profile what would you say??.. We just hoped it was nothing like this haha…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc 

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We had a listener vote from Felice from Blakeview who wanted to hear two tracks of Tiesto, Candy wanted to hear one of her faves Ellie Goulding and Shantal chose Alesso for BAK2BAK. It was no surprise that the man himself Tiesto smashed it on the text with an almost unanimous vote, so we heard Escape Me and Feel it in my Bones.

AWW Shucks…

• Good morning to the hottest girls on the radio
  • Hate having to drive to work this early but bras of girls keep me going!!
  • Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa you just made my day by playing that I love fresh
  • Yo fresh, so much razzing this weekend, just want to thank u guys for spinning the best tunes to get us keen for scandalous evenings

Fun and games this morning! as Shantal educated Candy on what a box gap is… What’s a box gap you say, take a look at Facebook and you’ll see box gaps are taking over!! We asked you what other Facebook pages we should know about, and this is what you had to say – much love to the box gap!

We had a prize to give away! A triple CD pack – We love Big Brother here at Bra’s off Friday so we asked you if we formed a Fresh Big Brother which presenters would you chuck in to live together 24/7 Congratulation to Andy who took the prize away for his answer

• I have always loved Ed and big al! Both awesome presenters! They would have created awesomeness in the big brother house!
• Need Lisa d to cool down the give, dave
• I wanna see chantelle an candy on big brother cause every Friday morning they have to take there bras off an we actually get to see it
• You girls would definitely have to he housemates in the fresh bb house. You’re the best to listen to so you would have To be the best to watch. And it would be better than the current bb from the word go cause there are no good looking girls in the house this season from Alex
• Defiantly nutman. Would be hilarious.
• Kizza from Studio 92. Because he is old skool and would keep the party cranking. And yes he is voting for himself. Hee hee. Kizza 10-4
• Contageous and Shane cross! They have sooo much energy, and they are sooo much fun!!!!

Winner!: hi girls… you would have to pick J-Bangers to go into the house.. he would eat all the food….try to hook up with all the chics and roam around in his undies!! gross..Andy!

5 minute fix

• Awkward moment when stagg doesn’t know what box gap is it.
• I hate those people that all of a sudden become best friends with someone once they’ve past away. Not really the place to seek sympathy
• I hate when Daniel Farrar and gibbo wear matching g bangas to work from trooper
• Dear McDonalds, where’s my pancakes!!!! What’s a hash brown without pancakes? It’s just a hash brown!! And who the hell orders just a hash brown!
• Gotta hate when your ex cheats on her new boyfriend/girlfriend with you but still stays with him/her Hate! The old lady douche I have to put up with at work. Go home with your millions of dogs and don’t come back to work.
• I hate it so so bad it I feel like punching them in the face when people pronounce deadmau5 as deadmau-five from magic mike

• Really pisses me off when you girls go off air at 9 o’clock!!!
• It’s really annoying when you say you enjoy going to music festivals and people automatically assume you’re a roid munching singlet wearing wanker
• People that can’t merge when driving. AKA Female Drivers! Don’t stop, push your way in!!

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Candy was still pumped from Parklife on Sunday so she went with the lady that just oozes cool, Robyn.  Shantal was looking more into the ‘future’ and chose Hardwell, while our listener vote from Zo was Calvin Harris. Shantal was pumped that Hardwell smashed it on the text so we heard Call me a Spaceman and How we do.

Aww shucks!

• The actual perfect song to wake up to girls getting me keen for reds tonight already
• Shout out to the peat soil fellas yewww its Friday
• Awesome show every Friday
• I love you freshhh yeoow always starting my day with a bang!!
• The two sexy young ladies presenting on bras off friday get me goin
• WE F$&@ING LOVE FRESH.
• I love BRAS off
• You ladies are killing it this morning
• Friday fresh with u girls!! uz never disappoint me!
• Hey girls love the show! Top work keep it up
• On behalf of the concrete pumpers out there shout out to the bras off Friday team you girls really know how to crank up Fridays

The Pranks continue!..This time J-Bangers was called in by Jarsy and Sweeny to get back at the girls..listen to their prank here!

We asked you what the next dance craze will be after ‘Gangman Style’ has been taking over the airwaves, this is what you had to say!

• The chicken dance was the worst
• The Balls deep dance craze.
• Shout outs to everyone fist pumpin till they need a shoulder recon tomorrow from flimmy
• Trance Fingers
• The reds dance
• The “Fist Pump” is NOT a dance move it’s for douches that can’t dance!!!
• Hey girls fist pump all the way! Love sully
• Jamaican dagger dance
• 2 step trance dance

5 Minute Fix

• Kids on a leash, what’s wrong with you parents out there!!!
• Girls with fluro runners… Who are they trying to impress?
• I’m sick of how bad Adelaide drivers become the moment it rains
• U girls obviously haven’t had a kid run off on u then get lost…sometimes a leash is the best option!
• I hate the fact that you two smokin hot bids aren’t wearing bras and we can’t see! From mr turbo
• What grinds my gears is that I have 5 Paul Oakenfold tickets for sale and I can’t sell them your trully mr lopez
• Pumpy on a roof with no shirt on really grinds my gears but makes me happy in the pants. From bilbo
• 5 min fix. jarsy and sweeney really annoy me grow up kids!! I can’t wait for the pre festival show to be over so u STOP playing that “once again” track!!!!
• I hate it when people who aren’t parents judge other parents
• Try having more than one child under 5 and walk through a crowd, those bags ensure you don’t lose your child.
• Wait till you have kids before you judge!!
• I hate that a slammin hottie flirts n smiles endlessly at me but i give you my number and you dont call. WTF from king mini
• Any parent who puts a kid on a leash is an inadequate and lazy parent. Just learn to control your little tackers people.
• Ive seen a mum leash her kid to the towbar at the footy love ya work girls
• When Maccas girls don’t make you coffee in the morning from the Sexy Arndale Fruit and Veg Boys
• I’m so frustrated that fresh isn’t here in Sydney as well.. i miss you guys so much thrashing the fresh app..Jonny fox
• try having a child before you bag parents who do that. it gives the child a sense of freedom because they dont have to hold your hand! it also stops them from screaming, which you same people are the first to complain about! What would you prefer? its not easy being a parent sometimes… lee
• My girlfriend is 7 months pregnant, I bought a house on Monday and yesterday I was told I won’t have a job after October…
• Get off your high horse girls.  A leash are necessary at busy places.
• 5 kids under 5? Try contraception

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We had a pre-festival Fresh party theme this morning with the Fresh party on Sunday night so we had choices of the artists playing at our party. Candy chose our very own Shane Cross, our listener Chris from Eden Hills chose Jozef/Blaze and Shantal chose Jam Express!

Well…. The ‘trancey goodness’ will always prevail!! Shane Cross took it out so we heard Fires in the Sky and Outback Dawn.

We had some tickets up for grabs to our pre-festival party, all you had to do was try to guess our grand final footy prediction to win and by how many points (Our predictions was Hawks by 20)… Anders won a double pass to our party cause he text in the Hawks by 21 points

Aww lovin the love!

• Just says u girls have hot voices
• Good morning you gorgeous things, nice to be listening to fresh on a bras off morning
• A wonderful good morning to my future wives. Shantel and Kandy. Thank you for a great start to the long weekend.

Massive week this week as the girls got back at Thursday Kaboom’s Jarzy & Sweeny..AGAIN!! haha, poor Jarzy copped it this time with a prank call from a ‘producer’ who was looking to get him for a new reality show…check it out here!

The Girls also caught up with Dutch DJ CHUCKIE!! He’s coming to Adelaide for Stereosonic in December and we’re super excited to see him!! What happens in Vegas stays in…. Adelaide?

5 Minute Fix

• I dont like that chantelle and candy didnt read out my last weeks 5 minute fix, sooooo disapointed girls lets never speak of it again lol. From king mini
• My 5 minute fix is I hate it when people say sinead sin-e-add when its supposed to be pronounced shin-ade
• Kurt tippet just give the crows something tomorrow!!! The mullet cant win it by himself
• What really grinds my gears is you two girls actually wear bras on bras of friday. Take them of ladies. Love irish lopez
• I’m sick of people sitting in the right hand lane on the freeway. Yours truly Tyson.
• when u get half way to work and realise u have forgotten your lunch
• I could NOT handle if the mighty swans knocked off by those toothless pies tonight!
• I hate it when people with baby on board signs go nuts at silly drivers but then they continue to drive 20ks over the speed limit
• I’m spewing a Sheila has started in the office now I have to use the very unsanitary blokes Shitter instead of having my very own throne room.

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The listener vote went to Theo from Salisbury with Paul van Dyke; Candy was keen for Mark Ronson after the Summerdayze line up was announced and Shantal chose Chuckie after our chat with him. Candy won this week so we heard two songs in a row of Mark Ronsons with ‘Oooh weee’ and ‘Somebody to Love Me’ back to back.

Is there a little bit of bogan in you?

Shantal went drifting for Fresh at the Royal Adelaide Show and Candy loves nothing more than going to the footy and smashing a footy pie… We think there’s a little bit of bogan in all of us!! (Check out Shantal’s ride in the hilux precision show here)

• I have a mullet and I’m a legend!
• I have a mate that wears flannies, keeps a pack of fags on his shoulder and one behind his ear
• I have westend tattooed on my leg, winning
• Southern cross tattoos are bogan, and my mate has one
• Ragerz car cruisers are all bogun and proud of it and we do it with style listening to fresh in our hot cars bombing along, go fresh!
• My mums name is Cheryl and she still has an 80’s mullet – she won’t cut it
• Cause I drop skids n drinks jack Daniels from fuzz
• Greg anderson ex crows player still has his mullet
• love the footy, I love trackies n buggies n love old holdens!! Love Lisa
• My mates got a mullet and has a west end tattoo on his ass that he got when he was blind drunk at schoolies aha

5 Minute Fix

• The ‘major roadworks’ on the freeway that’s got it down to 60km are a bloody joke!!
• I hate when you go to put petrol in and the pump clicks off if you put to much pressure on the lever and takes 4 years to fill up
• Why do brakes wear so much they should be invulnerable
• I hate it when Afro hair bear isn’t at the bus stop coz I don’t know if I’m running late for work or not
• I hate big brother
• Shoutout to john johnsonson and caramello Cornelius, mario wants his bananas back, love the chugz
• Christmas decorations in shops in September #5minfix
• I love posting nude pics of myself on picture blog sites online – chief at Grundfos.
• People who choose to take their time washing 1 window on their car at petty stations while others are waiting to fill up. IM IN A HURRY YOU OLD BAT!!
• This segment should be renamed first world problems
• Im sick of people being more involved in others lives than there own….!!!!
• I hate When people buy a hamburger cream cake, BUT get a diet coke so they feel they are watching there weight!
• I’m tired of women that cake on there make up. There’s that much on them u could paint the Mona Lisa it’s just stupid unless there hiding the fact that there a man who knows . From Steven
• Chicks is business attire that wear sneakers to and from the office. You look like morons. Pretty sure your not jogging to the office dressed like that. Shane.
• 28 years in one industry and it wont support the quality over the cheapest. I am outa here. Dave
• People that worry about things too much, just enjoy life!

Aww! Shucks…

• And this is why i love u both so much god u just rock xxx
• Good morning chantelle and candy….greatest morning team on radio for bras off Friday
• Goin to Sydney listening to fresh! Love you girls btw
• You girls sound so sexy. Chris
• You girls are the hottest things on a Friday morning

So it’s the first day of the Royal Adelaide Show and Shantal is going to be a passenger in one of the V8 hilux precision team cars, she’s super pumped but Candy thinks she’s too much of an adrenaline junkie and would rather stay at home with a cocktail! So we asked you if you’re an adrenaline junkie and the crazy things you’ve done or want to do….

• Candy wins
• I have been around Mallala a few times in cars sprint and drifting as passenger. Dying to sky dive. Boyfriend is rebuilding his track car and I have a turbo powered 6 cylinder. Love it!!!!! Cat.
• I’m going sky diving for my 40th
• I’ve bungee jumped 40m, done an 80m canyon swing and jumped off the Mostar Bridge in Bosnia which is a 24m jump into 8 degree water. Franky D
• Morning ladies I’m a girl and I’ve grown up on Cars, Motorbikes, Go-karts, Jet Skis and I’ve jumped out a plane which I’d do again Adrenalin junkie from way back Chantelle it’s awesome you’re doing it
• There is a little bogan in all of us – go for it. Dave
• Candy you shouldn’t be calling someone feral for jumping in a ute, if we want to be stereotypical your name is candy
• 2 years ago at the show I won the ride in the Hilux utes with the precision drivers and it was amazing! Great fun and only a little scary. Jess
• I gotta admit… My Candy is more of a recreational girl than an adventurous girl! I wanted to take a jet ski out for $20 on our honeymoon and she said ‘hell no, I don’t want to die out there in the ocean’! To be fair though, dance floors, parties on the sun, drinking, eating, shopping, exercise and sexercise is where it’s at with Candy – love Damo (Candy’s husband!)

5 Minute Fix – Here’s what you had to say today….

• Dc is a mung
• I hate hearing an awesome midday minimix, having the presenter say it will be up on the website and it never is. Happens all the time. Get it together fresh.
• A team on Mondays is way better than Bras of Friday hahahaha coz you never play my tracks hahah from Kaneo
• I hate it how I send In FTDs and there never played!
• I never get a pimple on my face and tomorrow I have a wedding to go to and that’s right I woke up with a massive one on my face don’t ya just hate that.
• Truck drivers in the right lane on Port Wakefield Rd get to the left and STAY there!!!! You’re big, slow and annoying!!!
• What happened to the nice weather

We also gave away tickets to our massive Fresh 92.7 pre-festival party!!!

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This week we had the listener vote from Tom in Malvern who wanted to hear 2 tracks of Beastie Boys, Candy was getting into the Parklife spirit with the Presets and Shantal wanted to hear some Chanel…but it was the Beastie Boys that won!!

MASSIVE show this week!!….check it out….

THE GIRLS FINALLY GOT THEIR REVENGE ON THE THURSDAY KABOOM BOYS!…

Jarzy and Sweeny from Electro Thursdays got us real bad a few weeks ago when they played a fake interview with us so we plotted our revenge and asked Gina, our Content Manager to give us a hand… Gina called Sweeny to tell him he had been taken off air for a few weeks because of his on air behaviour, language and music choice. Needless to say he was dumbfounded and we got him real good!! Listen here to see how it all went down….

EMBARRASING NIGHTCLUB PHOTOS

• I was put in a magazine with my face blacked out giving me crap for not wearing a top at a festival but then when u went on their website my face wasn’t blacked out
• Carli – I had a massive night at a club one night with no recollection the next day. I ended up on the club’s Facebook page with my skirt hitched up around my waist with some random I don’t even know
• People shouldn’t take photos of people who are wasted
• Hi girls, the Facebook page you were talking about I created last year as a check in joke but I got so many likes I created a Like page – Those girls taking a piss was in Queensland!!!

FIVE MINUTE FIX

• I was so early for work then the Gepps Cross Hotel was on fire so I went around then my fuel light comes on – what else can happen right.
• I wish the walker princess would be nice and go on a date with me
• I’m out of cash
• When I’m riding my bike down the road and someone puts a stick through my spokes and I stack it
• I hate the fact that in 6 months of living in my house you have done the dishes once, wacky Rach you’re a joke. From king mini
• I love footy finals. Bring it on baby. Dave
• Big dog says much love to the Dave on the last day you fought the good fight and we will miss you brother
• Hate going to work with an angry boss and worst when he is hung over and can’t handle his piss.
• Ursula, get out of bed and go cook me breakfast…
• Why must you re- line up at reds after 11 it screws you up when you jump club to club
• What grinds my gears is woman that are to blind or stupid to realise there blokes cheating with other woman
• I hate when people fart in my back pack so when I open it up the smell is like a right hook to the jaw
• Getting my Friday off to a bad start because I have to listen to u guys cause it’s not my turn on the radio today
• How annoying it is when you lose one of your best mates because he starts dating your ex!
• Everything happens for a reason so find the good in it. X
• Fires that make you late to work at the end of month!! & also loved ones, who never talk to you, take you seriously or care about your feelings on things!
• I don’t like the fact that the Bras off Friday girls are so mean to Sweeney, he seems so nice handsome & masculine

BAK2BAK

Listener vote – Cheryl Cole from Clint of Golden Grove’

Candy’s vote – Florence + the Machine

Shantal’s vote – Mstrkraft

Florence + the Machine took away BAK2BAK this morning so we heard You’ve got the Dirtee Love and Spectrum!!

AWWW, SHUCKS!

• I love bras off Friday
• Love you guys I want to find a woman that brings my life as much joy and happiness as you two do on a Friday morning xxxx

It was all the usual antics of Bra’s off Friday this morning and more! Check it out….

We asked you what your favourite sayings or ‘one liners’ were here’s what you said…

• Hey girls, the one I use all the time is they are nuttier than a squirrel’s turd!!! Have a great day, toddy.
• I’ve seen better heads on a glass of beer
• I’ve gota go bleed the lizard From SB 39
• The harder I work the more things i break
• Face like a smashed crab or a dropped pasty
• If someone is ugly they have got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. From Bazza
• Sh** happens, but ass****s cause it
• She’s got a face like a dropped pie! Timbo the fridgepro.
• Me and my best mate always say you effed my mum when something doesn’t go our way
  • Her face looks like a half sucked orange
  • She’s as ugly as a smashed crab
  • Hang out with my Wang out
  • She’s a butterhead nice body but her head…
  • Face like a dented hub cap
  • Lay a cable
  • Drain the main vein.
  • Prawn, keep the body throw the head.
  • When a girl has a good body but not so good face ya tell a mate she has a good chassis  but the cab needs a bit of work
  • She’s got a face like a half sucked mango!!!
  • If she’s ugly she’s got a face like a burnt gumboot from buddha
  • You have a kind face, the kind a face I want to smash a brick on
  • Jam out with ya clam out!
  • She’s a lollipop. Suck the head but get rid of the stick From K banger
  • An Irish saying face like a hurt pig
  • Body like bay watch face like crime watch!
  • If u see an older woman with a good body u call them a 1947… Looks 19 from the back 47 from the front lol from jase
  • Ur like a hat full of ass*****. Kuvla

A dad has built his kid a roller coaster for his back yard!! roller coaster?? I barley got a cubby house outta my dad! so we asked you guys what your parents have built for you

The parent chat continued as we looked at ’50 Shades of Graeme’ – Shantal’s dad Graeme has been reading 50 shades of grey, which put Shantal off reading the book herself! So we asked you if your parents have done anything that’s embarrased you or is inappropriate, here’s what you said…

• Will never forget when mum was out with the girls and sent me a message asking if madam josephines was a nice place for coffee. Poor mum i’m a terrible influence! She thought she was going there for coffee!
• Ando gave us a call and said he ran into his mum at the pub one day and after having too many shandys she tried to pick him up!!! That is the ultimate inappropriate act by a parent EVER!!!
• Hi I go clubbing more than my 22 year old, he’s always telling me to turn the beats down. I like to call him grandpa. I look a lot younger than I am and while I can still fit in, I will continue to party hard

Get ya Bra off!…ahem..I mean..here’s what the girls chatted about today!….

A dude in Adelaide has just won $50 million in the latest lotto..that’s the entire amount! greedy greedy! So we asked if you knew anyone who actually won the lotto and shared it with you! To the dude with the fiddy mill, we’d be happy to share!

REVENGE IS SWEET!

If you missed this week’s Thursday Kaboom with Sweeny and Jarzy, the boys played a prank on the Bras off Friday girls by playing a fake interview with them…..it was pretty funny stuff! But now the girls are scheming on how they can get back at the boys…when they least expect it, we asked for your help and here are some of your revenge plots!…

• Put their mobile numbers in an ad in the adult services section and advertise as being Swedish masseuse
• If you could over ride there broadcast from another studio and play an hr repeat of your show. They will be none the wiser thinking they are on air. Andy. Now got a pillow duck taped to my waist.
• Next time jars and sweenz are in the studio order them a fattagram stripper. From king mini
• I’d do nothing because they will be expecting you do something so let them sit there being worryed about whats going to happen lol
• Break into their house cut the power and wait with a bat all masked up haha works every time – this dude picked up a CD just for sending us a txt!

Check out what the girls looked at this week…….

Something silly that has made you cry: Candy and her hubby have been balling their eyes out to masterchef! Sooks! And here’s what’s gets your tears flowing!….

• Kleenex commercial
• Something silly that has made me cry was looking at rotty puppies last night and they were so cute I started crying (
• Little foot birth flashbacks in the land before time!
• Doctor Who makes cry every time like a lil girl. I’m a six foot muscled up road worker. Barbie Ben.
• I once cried hysterically while watching a YouTube video on ghosts and paranormal activity coz I was so scared
• Laughing at someone for tripping over then I turned around and walked straight into a pole. Kurt
• The Pokémon movie when Pikachu runs away from ash
• My little pony episode 1 part 2
• Actually I remember crying during the last episode of bob in a bottle because it would be the last time I saw it in the morning before school. Sophie.
• I also cried while looking at dogs for rescue on animal welfare site because there was a cross eyed Labrador for adoption
• I cried hard inside the St Pauls complex once because a female had been walking around with a smoke in mouth for ages and she refused my offer to light it for her…both obviously well on:)highly strung much
• Morning ladies… I can’t help but cry every time i see a baby born… It reminds me of the best day ever in my life…. Sorry for being a sook. Andy
• My latest Facebook update made me cry so proud of my son for being chosen as captain for north Adelaide football team tonight and leading his team as captain Travis, proud dad
• BUT Congrats to Lisa who took away the prize with her text to us this morning for something silly that has brought her to tears… She cried like a baby when she heard the theme music to E.T the movie during an advert for it on TV!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Justin Bieber is in town and the fans are going craaazzzyy!! So the girls asked YOU who was your teenage craze?? and here’s what you said…..

-I was a 90s kid and I couldn’t go past blink 182!

-The band Aqua, song was Barbie Girl me and my mate Damien Di Mella used to cry like little girls when we heard it – emotional

-This was more of a closet crush, never told anyone but had a big thing for the blonde curvy girl from S Club 7. Adam. Have a good day guys

-90’s all the way with Spice Girls

-Five – If you’re getting down

-New Kids on the Block all the way

-S Club 7, Vengaboys and Spicegirls. We’re the best, are the best and will always be the best!!!! Sweeney

-Jon Bon Jovi – Trav

-Smokin Joe, my absolute favourite band growing up was POISON. I was mildly obsessed with them.

 -My crush was Peter Andre!!!

-Totes 2Unlimited – No Limit

-Inner Circle – Sweat (la la la)

-Milli Vanilli – Blame it on the rain

5 Minute Fix!!!!…This is what the listeners had to get off their chest today…

People that fart in the post office line make me want to headbut them 8 times in the adams apple

People who dont know how to use merging lanes. Zipper formation merging was made law a long time ago. Learn the road rules people ! ! !

Mishy’s Island is cold and lonely without my ruck!

What annoys me off is my lying sack of crap big orange bosses, stopped screwing me around and put me fulltime ya toolz. From king mini

It annoys me greatly when Wade plays his backstreet boys CDs at work…

friends who ask how u are and when u say ur havung a bad day they have to one-up you on why their life is so much harder.

Lift your game, help us get through Friday these songs are whack

Hate it when people squeeze the middle of the tooth paste not from the button

People who complain all the time they have no money but always seem to buy everything!

Getting off my chest that I’m thankful for all the awesome people in my life, including you lovely girls, making the dreaded morn drive into work worth it.

I want my 1.5 hours waiting in line 2 get into a venue small capacity suked back

Chevy badges on Holdens. be proud to own australian not America

The ‘shire’ 30minutes of my life i want bk aftr watchg that

I hate it when people are your best friend one minute and then when they get a new boyfriend they ditch you

I hate my boss, I hate my colleagues, hate my work. It’s time for a new job.hope ur listening Josh

Were closed coz we sat n thurs nites give us a break

People at gym who do bicep curls in the squat rack do my life in!

Nutman is annoying and not funny, he should not read the fresh news or traffic!

not enough parents get out of their cars to volunteer at sports. Dave

I hate when my car gets put up for sale on gum tree as a joke by my work mates

When shampoo runs out before conditioner

BAK2BAK – This week you got to choose between Bodyrox, Bombs Away! and Magnetic Man for who you wanted to hear two tracks of in a row, and you chose….BOMBS AWAY!! So we played their new one ‘Get Stoopid’ and of course ‘Supersoaker’ – Cheers for your votes!

and according to the listener’s here’s who topped the list:

Julia Gillard, Humpry B Bear, Elmo, Fervola, Ben Cousins…yikes!

The 5 Minute Fix – You had plenty to say during the 5 Minute Fix this week, tune in next week to get your opinions on air!

BAK2BAK: You got to choose from Avicii, Sweedish House Mafia & Robyn….and Robyn took your votes!!