We know you love birthday parties, the food, the apple bobbing, what’s not to love right? However, does your heart sink, your mind fill with dread and your stomach drop with that dreaded announcement “it’s time to sing the birthday song”? We know ours does so that’s why Ben & Liam have worked closely with top class engineers to bring you the

Singy McSingatron 2000

Singy McSingatron 2000

Singy McSingatron 2000

Singy McSingatron 2000

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Wow, amaze, genius! With it’s 4 steel rollers it has ultimate portability, its crystal clear sound is delivered through top of the range 1W hi-fidelity speakers and it comes in fetching army green. Just wheel this glorious 2 tonne machine into your next birthday, fire up the steam generator, allow the 20 minute unit warm time, dial in the 35 character hexadecimal passcode and you’re away, this machine will sing the Happy Birthday song for you like an old time crooner in Las Vegas. It’s the ultimate must have for this year’s birthday season.

So how much does this amazing piece of technical wizadry cost?

just $4000

Yes just $4000 for this outstanding piece of Azerbaijani engineering (plus postage, packing, insurance, credit card fees, customs clearance and a signed picture of Ben & Liam).

So what are you waiting for? Head over to the Fresh 92.7 shop now to buy and we’ll guarantee delivery before Christmas (2016).

News just in! This amazing machine has helped one lucky participant win Britain’s got Talent! Another satisfied customer.